for you knowing that one of your dear friends had sexual intercourse with a woman you used to love in the very place you lay your head? no, i'm fine with it. that sounds like sarcasm, but i'm going to disregard it, because i have an agenda: paintball. specifically, the interdepartmental tournament this weekend. in order to function better as a fighting unit, i thought we should establish a chain of command. now, it goes without saying that i would outrank the three of you, but the question remains, by how much? now, i don't see me as some four-star general, back at hq riding a desk and playing golf with the secretary of defense. but i also can't be sergeant cooper because that might lead you to think of me as just a regular joe. this might take some thought. as you were. what the hell is wrong with you? yeah, how could you do that? what is it to you? i got his back. yeah, right. you're just jealous because it turns out i'm penny's #2 choice after leonard. hey, if i wasn't engaged to bernadette, that totally could have been me. please. sheldon would have been before you, and he migh